英語笑話:總感到口渴 Always Thirsty

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"中文：

　　一個男人對他的朋友説：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了！”朋友説道：“你覺得疼嗎？”

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

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