英語笑話:心不在焉的教授 The Absent minded Professor
The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"
粗心的教授大聲地喊道:“凱特,到黑板前面來!”Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."
另外一個學生説:“教授,凱特沒來。”"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."
“別説話,讓凱特自己講。”