英語笑話:Only One Eye to Settle On（一眼就看中）
The girl found the go-between and said, "you.cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" "I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.姑娘找到媒人，説：“你欺騙了我。他的一隻眼是假眼，你以前為什麼不告訴我？” “怎麼沒告訴你？”媒人也不甘示弱，“你們第一回見面後，我就説，他一眼就看中你了。”
