英語幽默故事:總是我It's always me大綱
It's always me
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"
The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"
總是我
一位父親對他的兒子們説:“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅,誰要吃呢?”
大兒子説:“爸爸,我要把它都吃了。”
父親接着説:“明天我要殺一口豬,誰要吃呢?”
又是大兒子説:“爸爸,我要把它都吃了。”
父親又説:“明天我們要耕地,誰想耕地呢?”
大兒子再次回答道:“總是我,總是我,這次還是讓其他人來做吧。”