英語笑話:I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

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伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事？”“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”