10種最酷和5種最糟糕的父親節禮物
Father's Day is right around the corner, so here's a shopping list full of the coolest (and weirdest) presents for Dad.
父親節即將來臨,所以下面是送給父親的最酷(和最奇怪)的禮物。
1. Best: Bacon of the Month Club
1. 最好的:每月燻肉俱樂部
Two pounds of delicious artisan bacon delivered to your door each month.
每個月將有兩磅美味的特色燻肉配送到你家門口。
2. Best: Corvette Wall Shelf
2. 最好的:雪佛蘭克爾維特車頭壁架
Combine Dad's love of classic cars with the functionality of a book shelf! Available in many makes, models, and colors, there is a car shelf for everyone. Perfect for Dad's office.
將父親心愛的古董車和書架的功能合二為一!有很多種樣式,模型和顏色可供選擇,每個人都有一個車頭壁架。對父親的辦公室裝飾是完美的。
3. Best: An Amazing Experience
3. 最好的:一段令人難忘的經歷
You can't wrap it up, but you can give your husband or father an amazing experience that will create lasting memories. Hang gliding, flying lessons, NASCAR driving, dance lessons -- you name it! All are available in a city near you via .
你可能不喜歡,但是你可以讓丈夫或父親體驗一段令人難忘的經歷,給他們創造出持久的回憶。懸掛式滑翔運動,飛行課,NASCAR(美國全國汽車比賽協會)賽車,舞蹈課等等!所有這些通過網站在你居住的城市附近可以獲得。
4. Best: Personalized Figurine
4. 最好的:個性小雕像
Now Dad can look at his loved ones every day, no matter where he is! In just a few easy steps, you can create a personalized mini-me. Why not create a figurine for everyone in the family?
現在,無論父親在哪裡,都可以見到他的親人!只需簡單的幾步,你就可以做出個性的“迷你我”。為什麼不給每個家人做一個小雕像呢?
5. Best: Grenade Screwdriver Set
5. 最好的:手榴彈螺絲刀套裝
Here's a cool twist on a classic gift! This set includes the screwdriver, and small, medium, and large Phillips and flat head-style bits.
這是對傳統禮物的完美轉變!這套裝置包括螺絲刀,大中小形的十字和一字頭的螺絲刀。
6. Best: Beer-Making Kit
6. 最好的:釀酒裝置
This clever kit includes everything you need to brew your own batch of beer!
這個具有獨創性的套裝裡有釀酒所需的一切材料!
15. Worst: Personal Hygiene Hints
15. 最糟糕:個人衛生提示
It's his special day, so why remind Dad that he has nose and ear hair, bad breath, stinky feet, or B.O.?
在父親的特殊節日,為什麼要提醒父親有鼻毛和耳毛,口臭,腳臭或狐臭呢?
7. Best: Tailgating Cooler with Grill
7. 最好的:拉桿燒烤架加冷卻箱
What could be more perfect than this? Your father can be the grill master no matter where you go. The built-in cooler keeps food and beverages cold and there's ample storage for the grill, propane, and cooking utensils.
還有什麼比這更好呢?無論你們在哪,你父親將是燒烤大師。這個內嵌的冷卻箱可以冰凍食物和飲料,還有足夠的空間存放燒烤架,液化氣和廚房用具。
8. Best: On the Rocks
8. 最好的:岩石冰塊
Genuine Vermont-milled soapstone keeps drinks cool without diluting them. Plus, they make a fun conversation piece!
真正的佛蒙特州研磨的皁石使飲料不被稀釋也能冷卻。另外,這些岩石有趣又有用。
9. Best: Design Your Own Converse All-Stars
9. 最好的:設計自己的匡威鞋
Let Dad reflect his unique personal style with customized Chuck Taylors! Select from a variety of colors and patterns, right down to the color of the stitching.
通過自制的Chuck Taylors反應出父親獨特的個人風格!挑選各種各樣的顏色和款式,包括針腳的顏色。
14. Worst: Mankini
14. 最糟糕:男式比基尼
Made popular by Sasha Baron Cohen in the movie Borat, this is a fashion fail to the Nth degree! Please... just say no to the mankini!
因Sasha Baron Cohen在電影《波拉特》而流行,這是一種N次失敗的時尚。請對男式比基尼說“不!
13. Worst: Bacon Air Fresheners
13. 最糟糕:燻肉空氣清新劑
No matter how much Dad loves bacon (see #1), we'd be willing to bet that he doesn't want his car to smell like fried, cured pork!
無論父親多麼喜歡燻肉,我們斷定他不喜歡車裡充滿著油炸的薰豬肉的味道!
10. Best: The Flying F**k Helicopter
10. 最好:飛天的F**k直升機
Finally, an answer to the age-old question, "Who gives a flying f**k?!" Answer: your dad does! This fun remote-controlled gadget really flies and is great for the father with a sense of humor.
最後,一個古老的問題“Who gives a flying f**k?!”答案是:你爸爸!這個有趣的遙控裝置真的會飛,而且對有幽默感的父親來說是非常好的。
11. Worst: Duct Tape Roses
11. 最糟糕:膠帶玫瑰
Dad doesn't want roses at all, and he certainly doesn't want roses made out of duct tape!
父親一點也不喜歡玫瑰,所以他當然也不喜歡用膠帶做成的玫瑰!
12. Worst: Weekend at a Nudist Colony
12. 最糟糕:週末去天體營
Just... no.
就是……不要。