雙語笑話 第83期:如此抓賊
Welcome to the six o’clock news! Our top story tonight: An armed criminal robbed the Iron Lifts Gym earlier today and then fled on foot.
歡迎收看六點鐘新聞報道！今晚新聞頭條是：一個武裝劫匪在今天較早前搶劫了健身房，然後徒步逃跑。Police have been in pursuit for hours, but the culprit has yet to be apprehended.
警方追蹤了數小時，罪犯仍未被逮捕。（小編有話說：在跑步機上抓賊，如此特殊，極爲罕見，罪犯是呆，警察是豬呀╮(╯▽╰)╭）
