雙語笑話 第32期:Smaller Fish 小魚
Smaller Fish
小魚
Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,
有兩名男子在餐廳點魚。
The waiter brought a dish with two fish,
服務生端來裝着兩條魚的盤子,
one larger than the other.
其中一條魚比另外一條來得大。
One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."
當中一位男子跟另外一位說:
The other one said"Ok,"
“別客氣,請自行取用呀。”
and helped himself to the larger fish.
另外一位男子說:“好”,
After a tense silence,
於是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。
the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"
就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之後,第一位男子就說:“真是的。如果你要我先選,我就會拿比較小條的魚。”
The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"
另一位男子回答說:“那你在抱怨個什麼勁呀?你現在已經拿了呀,不是嗎?”