開車時所作的11件瘋狂的事(雙語圖文)
如果你覺得開車時打電話 發短信已經夠危險了 那你看看下面這些事吧
Wardrobe changes.
“One time on the 405 in L.A., I saw a woman switch from a very nice business outfit into a leotard. At one point, she was just sitting there in her undergarments.”
換行頭
“一次在洛杉磯405街道上，我看到一位女士，將身上一套很合宜的商務便服換下，穿上了另一套緊身服。在某個時刻，她僅僅穿着她那內衣坐在駕駛座上。”
Diaper changes
“A woman had her baby in the front seat next to her and was changing the baby’s diaper.”
換尿布
“一位女士將她的寶寶放在副駕駛座上給它換尿布。”
Piano playing
“I saw a gentleman one time—in a Suburban—and he had a full-size piano keyboard sitting between the two seats. He was using his right hand to play it while he was going down the road.”
彈琴
“一次在郊區，我看到一位先生將他那全尺寸的電子琴放在兩個座位中間，在駛向公路時用他的右手彈奏
着。”
Arts and crafts
“I’ve seen a lot of people sewing or knitting while they’re driving. And, you know, that takes two hands.”
工藝美術
“我已經看到很多人在駕駛時做針着線活，織着毛衣，並且你知道，那是需要兩隻手的。”
Dog fancying
“Last week, I had a lady pass me at 70 miles an hour, and I looked down, and her dog—a little Jack Russell terrier—was standing on his back legs and resting his paws on the steering wheel.”
狗狗演雜技
“上個禮拜，一位女士以70m/h的速度駛過我，我向下看，見到她的狗（是條小杰克羅素梗）正站着它的後腳，用它的前爪趴在方向盤上。”
Eating soup
“I was in Indiana or Ohio, and a woman was driving down the road, steering with her elbows, eating a bowl of soup. Now how in the world do you pull that off without spilling?”
喝湯
“那是在印第安那州還是俄亥俄州，我看到一位駛向公路的女士，正在喝着湯並用她的手肘把着方向盤。這樣，他到底怎樣在駛下公路時不讓湯灑出來？”
Putting on makeup
“What I see all the time is women steering with their knee, with the makeup mirror in one hand and a brush in the other, putting on eye shadow and blush and going 65 or 70 miles an hour. Usually they’re going back and forth across the line, running over and hitting the rumble strips. I blow the horn at them.”
上妝
“我總會看到一些女士用他們的膝蓋駕駛，一手拿化妝鏡一手拿畫筆，畫着眼線塗着腮紅，並且還以65甚至70碼的速度行駛着。而他們通常都會來來回回地越線，撞擊着停車振動帶並飛速越過。我朝她們按了喇叭。”
Reading
“One guy actually had a paperback book taped to his steering wheel. It would move when he turned the wheel.”
看書
“居然有個傢伙把一本平裝書用膠布粘在他的方向盤上。他轉方向盤時書也就跟着動。”
Putting both feet up
“What I see a lot of times, more with ladies, is they’ll be sitting cross-legged, driving with cruise control. All I can think is, How long is it going to take to get their legs uncrossed and get their foot down to the brake if they need to stop suddenly?”
雙腳離地
“我好幾次看到了，更多是女士，他們盤腿而坐，以恆速操縱器駕駛着。我一直在想，當他們突然要停車時，要花多少時間將他們的腿分開再放下到剎車上？”
Typing and drinking
“The other day, I saw a guy with a cup of coffee between his legs, typing on his laptop computer and trying to drive. We hit a curve, and he wasn’t going with the curve. I had to tap my horn to alert him.”
打字，喝飲料
“不久前的一天，我看到一位男士將一杯咖啡放在兩腿間，在他的筆記本上打着字，還要試着駕駛。我們要轉彎，而他沒有轉彎的意思。”我必須按喇叭以警告他。”
Smoking, drinking, talking on the phone
“I’ve seen a lady with a cigarette in one hand, a cup of coffee in that same hand, driving with her elbows and talking on a cell phone at the same time.”
吸菸，喝飲料和打電話
“我看到過一位女士一隻手上拿着支菸還有一杯咖啡，用手肘駕駛的同時還打着電話。”
