你是怎麼弄壞你的筆記本電腦的?

We recently asked people to tell us the stupidest ways they have broken their are their stories.

最近我們請人們講了講自己那些弄壞電腦的最蠢行爲。下面就是他們講述的故事。

not to cook your laptop.

1.別用你的筆記本燒菜

I used my computer as a plate in the microwave when I was drunk.

有一次我喝醉了，把筆記本當成了微波爐用的餐盤。

't whip your hair too enthusiastically.

2.甩頭髮的時候不要太熱情洋溢

My sophomore year of college, my roommate and I were making fun of Willow Smith's song "Whip My Hair".I whipped a little too hard, and my laptop flew off my lap and crashed onto the my proudest moment.

我大二的時候，有一次我和室友一起聽維羅·史密斯的歌《頭髮甩甩》。我甩頭髮用力過猛，以致我的筆記本從腿上飛了出去，砸到地上了。

in mind that sometimes, even ants can't save you.

3.記住，有時候就算螞蟻也救不了你

I dropped a hot bowl of mashed potatoes on my laptop keys all press themselves now.I put the laptop outside to try to save it by letting the ants eat the mashed potatoes, but the damage had already been ants did a good job cleaning it out, though.

我不小心把一大碗熱乎乎的土豆泥倒在鍵盤上了。鍵盤上的按鍵都開始自行其是了。我把筆記本放在室外，希望螞蟻來吃掉土豆泥，我的筆記本就得救了，然而這也無濟於事。不過螞蟻還是幫我把鍵盤清理的蠻幹淨的。

r trust a cleanly infant.

4.絕不要信任有潔癖的寶寶

I was babysitting my cousin's son who was 3 or 4 at the time and had an obsession with cleaning op was on the coffee table, glass of water on the end table.I left the room for no more than 3 minutes to use the I re-entered the room, it was already too late; he had dumped the whole glass of water on the laptop.I yelled, "Seth, NO!" and the poor kid burst into tears and said, "I just wanted it clean it for you!"

那時我在看護我的侄兒子，他3、4歲的樣子，特別喜歡把每件東西都弄得乾乾淨淨。我的筆記本放在咖啡桌上，桌角有一杯水。我離開房間去衛生間，用了不到三分鐘的時間。當我再回到房間裏的時候，我發現一切都太遲了：他已經把一整杯水都倒在了我的筆記本上。我尖叫道："賽斯，住手！"，而那個可憐的孩子則崩出淚水，說道"我只是想爲你把它弄乾淨！"

't be too whimsy.

5.別太神經質

I broke my laptop dancing in the rain.I was waiting for a ride home from class at my university and it was raining and so I jumped in the puddles like the toddler I am and when I got home I realized my backpack was soaked through and my laptop was dead.

我在雨中漫舞的時候弄壞了我的筆記本。那時我上完課準備搭車回家，天上下着雨，我像小孩子一樣踩着水窪玩。到家時我才意識到我的揹包溼透了，我的筆記本也完蛋了。

try not to be too sad.

6.試着別讓自己太傷心

Not me, but a friend got really homesick her first month of college and cried so much on her MacBook track pad that she gave it water damage.

我的一個朋友剛進大學一個月那會兒特別想家，她對着自己的蘋果筆記本觸摸板不停的哭，結果她的筆記本就受潮了。