英語笑話:Twenty one Forever “妙”齡證人
In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath（宣誓） so tell the truth."The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."庭上的法官問證人：“多大了？我的意思是，真實年齡是多少？別忘了剛纔已經宣誓過，所以請誠實作答”這位女士回答：“我是二十一歲又幾個月。”法官說：“要講精確，到底是多少個月？”她回答：“一百一十八個月！”
