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英語笑話:拳擊和賽跑

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Boxing and Running 拳擊和賽跑Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."拳擊和賽跑

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丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友:“這是一個粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。”
朋友:“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大,健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?”
丹:“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”