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英語笑話:我知道上帝是誰了! I know who god is!

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I know who god is!

A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"兒子:媽媽,上帝是白人還是黑人?
媽媽:寶貝,上帝是白人也是黑人!
兒子:那上帝是男人還是女人?
媽媽:寶貝,上帝是男人也是女人!
兒子:哦。我知道了,上帝是邁克爾·傑克遜!

英語笑話:我知道上帝是誰了! I know who god is!