英語笑話:我沒有睡着
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."當一羣婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒！” “我沒有睡着。”那個男人回答。 “沒睡着？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？” “我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
