英語笑話:What Color(什麼顏色)
An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape deck?" "It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's a four speed, and, yes, it has a tape deck . " Pleased, I asked what color it was. "Well, " he said uncomfortably, " which part?"作爲南卡羅萊那州克萊姆森大學的一個本科生,我囊中羞澀,當我父親告訴我他爲我買了輛車時,我甚是激動。我幾乎控制不住我的熱情,問了爸爸幾個關鍵問題:“什麼車?有沒有手排擋?有沒有磁帶艙?” “是1982年產豐田車,”他回答說,“四速,還有,是的,有磁帶艙。”我甚是高興,又問是什麼顏色的。 “哦,”他很不舒服地說,“你指哪一部分?”