搞笑簡單的英語笑話大全
笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風趣的特點,是一種深受人們喜愛的文體。有些笑話廣爲流傳。人們笑過之後還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啓迪。下面是本站小編整理的搞笑簡單的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說：“你爲什麼哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說：“我來這裏驗血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因爲驗血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽到這麼說，第二位小孩子就開始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說：“你現在爲什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說：“我來這裏微尿液檢驗的啦.!”
搞笑簡單的英語笑話篇二Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of the joke，rubbed out the“l”.
[中文翻譯]
格拉斯哥的勞裏教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知：“勞裏教授今天不會他的班。” 一個學生讀了通知後，擦掉了字母“c”。 後來勞裏教授來了，也想開開玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”。
搞笑簡單的英語笑話篇三The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛，寵愛) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂髮脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
[中文翻譯]
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵着他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。
他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”
“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”
搞笑簡單的英語笑話篇四Silly Doctor
蠢醫生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因爲他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫生開了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒什麼幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時候，醫生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒什麼效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時候 ，醫生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開，然後站在通風處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說：“但是醫生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那麼做的話，我就會得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫生說：“我知道啦，別擔心啦，我會治療肺炎啦。”
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