英語冷笑話：小白兔買麪包
小白兔買麪包
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
The shopkeeper stood silently.
小白兔買麪包
一天有隻小白兔來到麪包店問：“請問你們有100個小麪包嗎?”
老闆回答：“抱歉我們沒有那麼多。”
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開了。
第二天小白兔又來到那個麪包店問：“請問你們有100個小麪包嗎?”
老闆仍回答：“抱歉我們沒有那麼多。”
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開了。
第三天小白兔依然來到那家麪包店，問：“請問你們有100個小麪包嗎?”
“啊是的，今天我們有100個小麪包啦!”老闆高興地回答。
“那太好啦!我買2個，謝謝!”
老闆無語了……
