兒童幽默有趣的小笑話帶翻譯
笑話是一個漢語詞彙，拼音是xiào hua，意思是引人發笑的話或事情，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，大家快看看吧
少兒英語笑話
Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
半個還是十分之五
老師：你願意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?
傑拉得：我寧可要半個。
老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。
傑拉得：因爲你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。
少兒雙語小笑話
What has one eye but cannot see?
什麼有一隻眼睛，卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
有趣的兒童小笑話
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會怎麼形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什麼意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什麼意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：開個玩笑!
