英文小笑話集錦
寓言和笑話是我國勞動人民長期以來積累出來的語言精華,通過生動、簡明的故事來揭示深刻的道理和內涵。下面是本站小編帶來的簡單的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
新員工 A New Employee
A New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
新員工
一個年輕人在被僱用幾個星期後，被叫到人事經理的辦公室。
這是什麼意思?經理問，當你申請這份工作時，你告訴我們有五年工作經驗，現在我們發現這其實是你的第一份工作。
嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說需要找一個有想象力的人嘛。
簡單的英語笑話篇二一分一塊錢 A dollar per point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。
考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上彆着一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫着：“一分一塊錢。”
第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。
簡單的英語笑話篇三Does He Bite 它咬人嗎
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
裏基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你願意過來和他玩一會嗎?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?
裏基：這正是我想要查明的。
簡單的英語笑話篇四最佳興奮劑 The Best Stimulant
A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."
病人跟醫生說：“醫生，請給我一些可以振奮、刺激、充滿鬥志的藥。”
醫生說：“別擔心，這個拿去，看到這張帳單以後，你要的這些就都會有了。”
簡單的英語笑話篇五兩顆心臟在跳動 Two hearts beating
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
護士：手術後你感覺怎樣?
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。
護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛纔在到處尋找他的手錶。
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