撒謊太容易！14句我們都愛說的謊
1. “If you.drive, I’ll pay for the gas.”
“如果你開車，我就付油錢。”
——“If you drive, I’m going to ‘accidentally’ forget my debit card.
“如果你開車，我就會‘碰巧’忘了帶銀行卡。”
2. “You look great!”
“你看起來很棒！”
——“You don’t look as good as me.”
“你看起來不如我美。”
3. “I’m on my way!”
“我在路上了!”
——“I haven’t left my apartment yet.”
“我還沒走出公寓門呢。”
4.“I’ve been really busy lately.”
“我最近真的很忙。”
——“I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately.”
“我最近看了很多電影。”
5. “My phone has been acting weird.”
“我的手機最近抽風了。”
——“My phone is fine. I’m just not answering your calls.”
“我的手機沒有問題。我就是不想接你的電話。”
6. “I can’t go because I don’t feel well.”
“我有點不舒服，所以不能出門。”
——“I can’t go because I don’t want to.”
“我不想出門，所以不能出門。”
7. “I’m broke.”
“我破產了。”
——“I’m saving what little money I have for something stupid.”
“爲了做一件傻事，我正在一分一釐的攢錢。”8. “I’m on a diet.”
“我正在節食。”
——“I’m only eating healthy foods in front of the people who have heard me say I’m on a diet.”
“我只是在那些聽我說過要節食減肥的人面前才吃健康食品。”
9. “I think your boyfriend is really cute!”
“我覺得你的男朋友非常可愛！”
——“I think your boyfriend needs to maybe not wear tank tops. Also, I’d like to stop looking at pictures of his Facebook now.”
“我覺得你的男朋友應該別穿這件條紋衫。還有，我不想再看他臉書網上的照片了。”
10. “I’m going to the gym this week.”
“我這個星期打算去健身。”
——“I’m not going to the gym this week.”
“我這個星期不打算去健身。”
11. “I’m not mad at you.”
“我沒生你的氣。”
——“I am mad at you. And If I had something bulky in my hand I’d throw it at your face.”
“我對你很生氣。如果現在我手裏有什麼大東西，我會用它砸到你臉上去。”
12. “I’m not drinking tonight.”
“我今晚不打算喝酒。”
——“Okay, I’ll hold a drink because I’ll look stupid if I don’t. I’ll take a few sips because I’m obviously going to get thirsty. When it’s empty I’ll order another one. And so on.”
“好吧，如果我不喝就會看起來很傻，所以我還是喝一杯。如果不喝一點的話我一定會口渴的，所以我要喝幾口。等這杯喝完了我會再叫一杯……”
13. “It was so good to see you!”
“見到你真高興！”
——“I’m going to forget about this in half an hour.”
“半小時之後我就會把你忘掉。”
14. “You can study later.”
“你可以等會兒再學習。”
——“You can’t. But I wan’t you to make a bad decision with me and blame yourself in the morning. Come hang out, loser!”
“你等會兒就不會學習了。但是我不介意你先陪我出去，明天早上再來後悔。起來一起出去逛吧，二貨。”
