冷眼看世界 非主流英語句子大集合
last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
在這個世界上，我最不願意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。
我真不想傷害你，但你也別逼我。
ticians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因爲同一個理由——髒了！！
does not determine who is right – only who is left.
戰爭不能決出正義，但能判出哪方出局。
4.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
公車站呀公車停。火車站呀火車停。俺桌上有個工作站…
er to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
剽悍的人生不需要解釋
6.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
無愧於心哈？記性不好吧？
n will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以禿頂和啤酒肚在大街上晃還覺得自己倍兒性感——此時估計男女能平等。
shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
小腿上的骨頭——在黑房間裏找準傢俱位置的好裝備。
steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
竊鉤者誅，竊國者爲諸侯。
sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
小孩子要中間名，純粹是爲了讓他知道他啥時候真的有麻煩了。
起個全名就爲了揍孩子前可以底氣十足地喊出來。
’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
跳樓的時候，“啊——”的時候還沒死，“啪！”那纔是死了。
itality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
好客就是：讓客人覺得他們像在他們家一樣，儘管你真的希望他們滾回他們家。
ge is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
人生何處不杯具，唯有面對飲水機。
