日積月累學口語:8句詼諧肉麻的英語表白
If you were a tear in my eye, for fear of losing you I would never cry.
如果你是我眼裏的一滴淚，我永遠都不會哭，因為我怕失去你。
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.
我對你的愛就像拉肚子，hold不住。
Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.
你有零錢嗎？我答應過我老媽如果我戀愛了就要立刻打電話給她。
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
我的電話簿弄丟了，能把你的號碼再告訴我一下嗎？
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果能重排字母表，我要把你和我排在一起。
Do you have a map? Because I just keep lost in your eyes!
你有地圖嗎？我總是迷失在你的眼神中。
I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
我是小偷，我是來偷你的心的。
It's awfully hot in here, or it is you?
這裏好熱，是因為你在的關係嗎？
