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![开心一笑:金发美女的愿望]()
请赐予我……智商，逻辑，还有开车技术……砰！！......
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![开心一笑:历史不新鲜]()
Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答说：没有，我是教历史的。......
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![开心一笑:发脾气的连锁反应]()
每当你发脾气的时候，你的体温就会上什，空调就要加大功率工作，能源费用上涨，利润下降，最终你的股票贬值。......
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![开心一笑:北极熊的无奈]()
Climateischanging.（气候在改变）（全球变暖，北极熊只好化妆成熊猫去中国）......
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![开心一笑:冷静,冷静!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个......
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![开心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失踪了]()
Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
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![开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场]()
Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
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![开心一笑:关于放屁的问题]()
Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......
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![开心一笑:宅女的生活]()
宅女的生活:上班时想睡觉，睡觉时想上班。......
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![开心一笑:女儿的音乐课是一笔财富]()
Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔财富呀。约翰：这是怎么回事呢？杰克：因为音乐课使我......
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![开心一笑:痴心电脑狂]()
Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun：Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以来最好的天气！太阳：来外面透透气吧，克里斯!克里斯:决不！(关上窗户，继续玩电脑)......
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![开心一笑:少了一块点心的原因]()
Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了......
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![开心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说......
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![开心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water]()
Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老师：水的分子式是什么？Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老师：你在说什么？Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶：昨天你不是说HtoO吗？......
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![开心一笑:汤姆上学迟到的原因]()
Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校——慢行。......
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![开心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅]()
OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。......
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![开心一笑:我充当了右腿的角色]()
TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched？Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."学监（非常生......
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![开心一笑:叛徒的相对定义]()
Younghopeful:"Father,whatisatraitorinpolitics?"Father(aveteranpolitician):"Atraitorisamanwholeavesourpartyandgoesovertotheotherone."Younghopeful:"Wellthen,whatisamanwholeaveshispartyandcomesovertoyour......
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![开心一笑:胖就胖吧]()
你与宇宙共存，而宇宙正在扩张，所以你也别羞于穿更大的裤子。......
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![开心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI]()
ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI总部的电话响了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好，是FBI吗?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一个声音回答说：“是的，您有什么事？”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
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![开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?大纲]()
Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......
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![开心一笑:我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower]()
Patient:Whatdoyouchargeforpullingatooth?Dentist:Fiftydollars.Patient:Fiftydollarsforacoupleofminutes'work?Dentist:Well,Icoulddoitslower,ifyoulike.病人：拔一颗牙收费多少？牙医：50美元。病人：只几分钟的活儿......
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![开心一笑:不同的飞机,同样的结果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![开心一笑:在厨房能帮助老爸减肥]()
咱们在厨房能帮助老爸减肥。......
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![开心一笑:新宝宝 The Newborn Baby]()
Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
