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> 列表开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
2017-05-26Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
开心一笑: Talking clock 会说话的钟
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(锣)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
开心一笑:如何判断你是否有脚臭
2017-06-05开心一笑:新西兰的气候是什么样的?
2017-05-27TheClimateofNewZealandTeacher:Matthew,whatistheclimateofNewZealand?Matthew:VeryCold,sir.Teacher:Wrong.Matthew:But,sir!Whentheysendusmeatitalwaysarrivesfrozen!新西兰的气候老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?马修......
开心一笑: 会错意的生日礼物 园艺手套
2017-04-16FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
开心一笑:学校的职能
2017-06-05<不准行为不端><不准谈恋爱><不准看卡通>学校的职能就是:想干嘛,就不让你干嘛!......
开心一笑:在厨房能帮助老爸减肥
2017-06-06开心一笑:又一个引擎出了故障
2017-04-19ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭里传来......
开心一笑:我们快点装死
2017-06-09开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
开心一笑:网络时代
2017-06-06开心一笑:一封感谢信 A Thank you Note
2017-05-18OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
开心一笑:噪音的优点
2017-04-17WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'sproblem.FinallyIdi......
开心一笑:汤姆上学迟到的原因
2017-05-27Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:学校——慢行。......
开心一笑:我的爸爸更加强壮!
2017-05-19WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威尔说:“喏,你知道太平洋吗?就......
开心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老师:水的分子式是什么?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老师:你在说什么?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是说HtoO吗?......
开心一笑:临死前给我吃点小甜饼吧
2017-04-18ADyingMan'sFavoriteCookiesAnelderlymanlaydyinginhisbed.临死者最爱吃的小甜饼一位濒临死亡的老人正躺在他的床上,承受着死亡的煎熬。Indeath'sagony,hesuddenlysmelledthearomaofhisfavoritechocolatechipc......
开心一笑:他真是一个大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会
2017-05-17TheMeanMansParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
开心一笑:一切都很正常
2017-05-29ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一对年轻夫妇有个儿子,已经四岁了,还没有开口说话,他们对此深感焦虑。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......
开心一笑:感谢上帝 Thank God
2017-06-08开心一笑:打猎的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
开心一笑:大明星“人模狗样”的一刻
2017-04-14Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts从掌握狗爬式到把头伸出窗外,莱昂纳多•迪卡普里奥,泰勒•洛特纳以及其他人都展......
开心一笑:最喜欢哪种鸟 Like which bird best
2017-05-06Inclass,theteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.课堂上,老师在展示各种各样鸟的图片。Thenheasked,"Whatkindsofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"然后他问:"杰克,你最喜欢哪种鸟?"Jackanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."杰克回答......
开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理
2017-05-22Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......