關於約會,男生不確定的4件事
1. Whether the restaurant he chose is not only something you like but something that reflects positively on him, as if choosing Olive Garden speaks volumes about the purity of his soul. One of the worst things that can happen to a guy on a date is if their date doesn't like the menu. The only things worse than that is if our date dies while on the date. And for whatever reason, if we take you to a restaurant we really love, and you don't love it, then we'll never get married. As if "we don't both love the same Italian bistro" is a valid reason for a breakup.
1. 他選擇的餐廳不僅要迎合你的喜好，同時也要能反映他的優點，就好像選擇橄欖花園餐廳能充分證明他靈魂純潔一樣。對於男性同志來說，約會中最糟糕的一件事莫過於自己的約會對象不喜歡菜單上的菜餚。比這更糟糕的就是在約會時我們的對象消失了。無論出於什麼樣的原因，如果我帶你去了我喜歡的餐廳，而你卻不喜歡，那麼我們永遠都不會結婚的。就好像"我們不喜歡同樣的意大利餐廳"是令人信服的分手理由一樣。2. The fact that he basically has to pick you up in a giant garbage can. Some guys really care about their cars, and are out in the driveway every Sunday washing and detailing it. The rest of us drive around smashing fast food into our faces and throwing empty Gatorade bottles into the back seat. This is fine when we're the only ones who have to drive in it, but it's super embarrassing when we forget that our floor is covered in granola bar wrappers after we pick you up.
2. 關於他總要用像巨型垃圾桶一樣的車接你的事實。有些男人對自己的車十分愛護，甚至每週日都會在車道上衝洗裝飾自己的愛車。而其他人車上總是會有快餐盒，後座上也放着空了的佳得樂瓶子。當我們自己不得不開這種車時，我們覺得可以接受，但當我們接你時，忘記了車板上的格蘭諾拉麥片包裝紙時，我們真的覺得超級丟臉。3. If he chose the right shirt. This is the one fashion thing we have to worry about. We're not worried about our pants (unless we had a split-second moment of panic and grabbed our old JNCOs) and we can get by on our shoes. But if we screwed up the shirt, we're in trouble. Maybe we tried to choose something daring and realized once we got there that we look like a Vegas magician. Or we wore a new shirt for the first time and discovered it puffs up awkwardly in the center, making it look like we're trying to hide a part that's growing out of our torso.
3. 關於他是否選對了襯衫。這是我們需要擔心的時尚問題。我們不會擔心自己的褲子（除非我們一瞬間十分恐慌，選擇了舊的JNCO牌褲子），我們的鞋子也還過得去。但如果襯衫穿的不對，那我們的麻煩就大了。也許我們試着穿風格大膽的襯衫，但到了約會地點才意識到自己像維加斯的魔術師。又或者我們第一次穿新買的襯衫，卻發現中間部分尷尬的鼓了出來，就好像我們試圖隱藏身體中的一部分一樣。
4. If he's talking enough or if he's just overcompensating and dominating the conversation. A lot of that is our date's personal preference. This would be much easier to figure out if we were psychic.
4. 關於他是否說太多話，或者只是在過度補償和主導對話。很多情況下這都是我們約會對象的個人喜好。這更容易搞清楚我們是否是靈媒。
