雙語笑話 第159期:拔牙
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
“對不起,夫人,爲您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"
“20美元!爲什麼?不是說好只要4美元。”"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了。”