雙語笑話 第53期:騙子
A:Hey, dad, how can you tell when someone’s lying?
A:嗨,爸爸,怎樣才能知道誰說謊了?Dad:How do I know? Go ask an expert.
爸爸:我怎麼知道,去問專家。A:Ok. Hey, mom...
A:哦,媽媽~~
B: I’d like to join your liars club.
B:我想加入你的說謊者俱樂部。C: Ok, you’ll need to fill out an application.
C:好的,你需要填一張申請表。C: Occupation?
C:職業B:Mule skinner.
B: 騾夫C: Age?
C:年齡?B:20
B:20C:Weight?
C:體重?B:92 LBS.
B:92磅C:Hey, what the on in and make yourself at home!
C:哦,見鬼,你可以隨時回家了。