雙語笑話 第45期:騙子
Liar,Liar
騙子，騙子A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報案 說她的老公失蹤了。The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求，她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athletic build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她說：“他三十五歲，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪狀的深色頭髮；體格健壯，體重185磅，說話很輕，而且對小孩子很好。”The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說："Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，禿頭，有一個太嘴巴，而且對你的小孩很刻薄。”The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"
老婆回答說：“你說對了，可是誰會要 這種沒用的廢物 回來呀？”
