惹誰別惹紋身師:敢出軌?紋個大便報復你！
Why You Should NEVER Cheat on a Tattoo Artist
惹誰別惹紋身師：敢出軌？紋個紋身報復你！
They can turn your body into a living masterpiece, but tattoo artists also have the power to make your life hell, every time you look in the mirror.
紋身師可以把你的身體變成一件鮮活的傑作，也能讓你的生活成爲地獄，讓你每次照鏡子都生不如死。
Case in point, Rosie Brovent, who got more than she bargained for when she let her boyfriend tattoo her back.
有個很恰當的例子的就是Rosie Brovent這個悲催的姑娘：當她讓紋身師男友幫自己在背上紋個圖案時，結果可遠遠超出她的預期。
Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald and his now ex-girlfriend Rosie Brovent, both are residents of a trailer park in Dayton, Ohio, Brovent is accusing her ex of tattooing a huge steaming pile of crap with flies buzzing around it, instead of a scene from Narnia.
紋身師Ryan L. Fitzjerald和他已經成爲過去式的前女友Rosie Brovent住在俄亥俄州代頓市的一間活動房裏。目前Brovent正在起訴她的紋身師前男友：因爲本來她想要的是電影《納尼亞傳奇》的一幅場景，而Fitzjerald卻在她的背上紋了一坨熱氣騰騰的大便，上面還有蒼蠅飛來飛去。
Apparently Fitzjerald had found out Rosie was cheating on him with a long-time friend of his and instead of confronting them, cooked up an ingenious way of getting even.
原來，Fitzjerald發現女友背後出軌，跟自己的一個多年好友勾搭上了。Fitzjerald沒有當面質問戳穿他們，而是想出了一個絕妙的點子加倍報復這個不忠的女友。
The guy pretended everything was ok and by drinking "a bottle of cheap wine and doing tequila shots" with his girlfriend, he got her to sign a consent form, before doing any tattooing, that said the design was "at the artist's discretion". So instead of a fairy-tale scene from Narnia, Rosie Brovent woke up to a giant pile of excrement on her back.
Fitzjerald假裝一切如常，在和女友喝了“一瓶廉價的葡萄酒和幾倍龍舌蘭酒” 後，他哄騙女友同意（甚至還簽署了同意書！）幫其在背上紋身。不過當Brovent醒來時，她驚恐地發現背上的不是納尼亞的童話美景，而是一坨噁心的大便。
The outraged woman first tried to have Ryan Fitzjerald charged with assault, but because she had signed the consent form, she had to settle with a lawsuit for $100,000 in damages. She claims she was passed out for most of the time the tattoo artist executed the hideous tattoo.
抓狂的Brovent本來想要指控男友襲擊罪，但因爲她之前在同意書上籤了字，所以她起訴要求10萬美元的賠償。Brovent聲稱在Fitzjerald紋這個噁心的紋身的過程中她幾乎是醉得不醒人事，完全失去知覺。
