簡短的英語幽默故事帶翻譯
小朋友的英語小故事不需要太長，只要短短的有道理就可以了，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的小故事，歡迎大家閱讀和借鑑
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A motorist got caught in one of those new radar traps.
一個飛車手被新的雷達測速儀捕獲。
He had been driving home one night when the automatic camera identified his car as exceeding the speed limit.
那是他在一天晚上超速駕車回家時，被自動照像機攝下了他的汽車。
Soon after，he received a ticket in the mail，plus a picture of this vehicle with the date and speed recorded on it.
不久，他便收到了一個裝有罰款單的信封，裏面裝有他汽車的照片、超速的日期和速度。
Duly impressed, he sent back the ticket, along with a photo of a $100 bill to pay the fine.
他對這種方式的印象極爲深刻，於是寄回了那張罰款單，並附上了一張一百元美金的照片作爲罰金。
Identification
A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn't have an account with us.
一位婦女來到我們銀行想兌換一張支票，但她在我們這兒沒建立帳戶。
When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library card.
當我問她要證明材料時，她把社會保險卡、圖書卡拿給我看。
I told her we needed a driver's license，but she didri t have one.
我告訴她我們要看她的駕駛證，她說她沒有。
"Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.
“難道你就沒帶照片的東西嗎?”
"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet.
“噢，有啊，”她邊說邊從錢包裏拿出一張閤家照。
"That's me in the back row. "
“站在後排的那個就是我。”
Two Little Monkeys
The monkey mother has two little monkeys. She likes the younger, not the other.
One day, they were playing in a forest when a wolf came running at them. The monkey ran away with the younger monkey in a hurry and left the older alone. She climbed up a tree and held the younger in her arms.
After some time, the wolf went away slowly. The monkey took the baby out of her arms. She was surprised to see that the baby had died, for the baby was held in arms too highly. Very long time later, she remembered to look for the older baby. The older baby was hiding in a wood. So he saved himself.
兩隻猴子
猴媽媽生了兩個猴子。她喜歡小猴子而不喜歡大的。
一天，他們正在森林裏玩的時候，一隻狼來了並向他們撲去。猴子匆忙帶着小猴子跑了，單獨留下大猴子。她跑着小猴子爬到樹上。
過些時候，狼慢慢地離開了。母猴從他的懷裏放下小猴子。她吃驚的發現猴寶寶已經死了，因爲小猴子在她的懷裏被摟地太緊了。過了很長時間，她纔想起去尋找那隻大猴子。大猴子藏在一個大洞裏，他救了自己。
