英語笑話:我教老師 I Taught the Teacher大綱

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Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什麼？” 　 兒子驕傲地說：“什麼都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。”