英語笑話:Calming your son 讓你兒子靜下來
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing（吼叫） baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended（稱讚，表揚） for trying to soothe（安慰） your son, Albert."The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."一個人在超市裏推着購物車，一個小孩子在車裏不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨着：”別激動，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”男人看着那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。
