英語笑話:Airport （飛機場）
A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating（迷人的）.” The other party wisecracked（說俏皮話）.
有位空姐帶着亮燦燦的金項鍊，項墜兒系一小飛機，顯得別緻而有職業特點。她發現有人在看，便大方地問了一句：“它漂亮嗎？”“漂亮極了，不過，飛機場更漂亮！”對方俏皮地說。
