英語笑話:如果我是一個經理

if I Am a Manager
　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.如果我是一個經理
　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”爲題寫一篇作文。
　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他爲什麼不寫。
　　“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。

　　NOTE
　　assign vt.分配, 指派 （與to連用）分配
　　The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.
　　班長被分派作會議記錄。