雙語笑話:實質性的糾正

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老　師：沃爾特，你爲什麼不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什麼。

沃爾特：我吃了什麼？

老　師：雞蛋。

沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。