2016爆笑英語短笑話大全
笑話的特點是:結構簡單緊湊,形式短小精悍,主題單純專一,語言風趣含蓄,風格詼諧幽默。下面是本站小編帶來的2016爆笑英語短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
A:Doom and gloom,gloom and doom,all you write is doom and gloom
A:失望不快、失望不快，都是失望不快。
A:Just once why can’t you write about gloom and joy?
A:爲什麼不寫愉快不快呢?
B:Because they don’t rhyme
B:因爲這樣比較押韻。
2016爆笑英語短笑話篇二The milkman: "Johnny, you go to the morning milk with water?"
The new workers: "are you personally ordered me to the milk with water."
The milkman: "yes, I say to you is, should be the first irrigation, then go with milk. In this way, we can answer the customer, we never to examine oneself, feeling no shame, the milk with water."
【中文翻譯】
牛奶商：“約翰尼，早上你往牛奶裏摻水了?”
新工人：“是您親口吩咐我往牛奶裏摻水的呀。”
牛奶商：“對呀，我對你說的是，應當先灌水，然後再往裏摻牛奶。這樣，我們就可以問心無愧地回答顧客，我們從來不往牛奶裏摻水。”
2016爆笑英語短笑話篇三A:How ‘bout we try my new “snuff ball” pitch?
A:試試我新的必殺球怎麼樣?
B: What’s that?
B:怎麼做的?
A: First, I remove “a pinch” from between my cheek and my gums…
A:首先，先把球放在我的臉頰和牙齒中間······ ······
B: That’s enough, I don’t wanna hear the rest
B:夠了，餓哦不想聽後面的了。
2016爆笑英語短笑話篇四Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?"
"Ten." Jim says.
"Then," Mother asks.
"Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn't it right?"
媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”
“10塊。”吉姆說。
“10塊?”媽媽問。
“是的，媽媽。因爲4塊在我的肚子裏面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎?”
2016爆笑英語短笑話篇五A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned
A:我聽說無煙菸草已經被禁止了。
B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy
B:太好了!正好幫助了那些笨人。
A:How is that?
A:怎麼說?
B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.
B:無論如何，他總算不能一邊吸一邊玩了。
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