關於長一點的英文笑話閱讀
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After a trial had been going on for three days, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench.
"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.
The man looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the bloody evidence against me."
關於長一點的英文笑話：BribeTaking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
"You gave me $15,000. And you gave me $10,000."
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.
He handed it to the first lawyer. "Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits."
關於長一點的英文笑話：Lawyer's sonThe lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith case that you've been working on for so long!" His father yelled, "WHAT!!! We've been living on the funding of that case for ten years!"
關於長一點的英文笑話：Dirty carA man walks into a friend and see's that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend responses, "I ran over a lawyer."
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"
"Well, I had to chase him all the way through the park."
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