有關短一點的英語笑話閱讀
看懂一則笑話，往往是建立在我們所知的知識之上，如果講一個我們完全不知道的東西時，就會看不懂這個笑話。本站小編整理了有關短一點的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the e is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the tollet paper roll will retract,the stall door will open and a picture will be r your 2nd offense,your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board.
廁所使用規則：大家上廁所的時間太長，現在規定一次只能去三分鐘。時間一到，廁紙會縮回，廁所門會打開，你將被拍下來。如果第二次違反規定，照片將被貼到公司公告欄。
有關短一點的英語笑話篇二A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.
“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”
“Good heavens, man!” said the doctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowed it?”
“To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badly then.”
一個窮人走進診所。他滿臉憂愁。
“大夫。”他說道：“您一定得幫幫我啊。大約在一個月前，我把一枚便士給吞進肚子裏去了。”
“天哪!夥計。”大夫說道：“你怎麼耽擱了這麼久呢?你吞下它時怎麼不來找我呢?”
窮人答道：“大夫，實話跟您說吧。當時我還並不急着用這錢呢!”
有關短一點的英語笑話篇三The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"
典獄長對獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因爲每逢週末的探訪日，大多數囚犯都有家人或朋友來訪，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一個探訪日，典獄長把喬治叫到辦公室說：“喬治，我注意到從來沒有人來探望過你。”他滿懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒有任何朋友或家人嗎?” 喬治回答：“喔!當然有，典獄長，只不過他們全都在這裏面!”
有關短一點的英語笑話篇四Plagiarism
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in s tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term summoned the student to his office."This isn't your work." he said."Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.
"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.
My friend amiled and show him the led in red was:"Also see article on communism."
抄 襲
我有個朋友在聖路易斯的華盛頓大學教歐洲歷史,他說有一次他發現了一篇抄襲的學期論文.他把那個學生叫到了辦公室.“這不是你寫的,”他說,“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地打印了下來.”
“你沒有證據.”那學生氣急敗壞地說.
我朋友笑了,他把論文拿給他看.用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產主義一文.”
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