關於教師節的英語笑話閱讀

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　　關於教師節的英語笑話篇1

Teacher: Where does God live?

老師：上帝住哪兒?

Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

學生：我想他應該住我家浴室。

Teacher: Why do you say that?

老師：爲什麼這麼說?

Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

學生：因爲每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大門喊：“上帝啊，你怎麼還在裏面?”

　　關於教師節的英語笑話篇2

Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天爲什麼遲到了!

Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。

Teachear: John, what about you?

老師：那麼你呢，約翰?

John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。

　　關於教師節的英語笑話篇3

Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

老師：爲什麼說鷹的視力很好?

Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

學生：因爲我從沒見過哪隻鷹戴眼鏡。

　　關於教師節的英語笑話篇4

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被寵壞的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂髮脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵着他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?

哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。

　　關於教師節的英語笑話篇5

校長和英語老師一起去法國某中學訪問，校長在禮堂講話，英語老師做翻譯。

校長：“各位老師們，同學們!”

英語老師：“ladies and gentlemen!”

校長：“各位女士們，先生們!”

英語老師-_-!想了下說：“Good morning!”

校長：“早上好!”

英語老師：…… ==“汗

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