有關八年級英語笑話大全
近年來,冷笑話作爲一種新興的語言現象在網絡、雜誌上十分盛行。本站小編分享有關八年級英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:爲什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子??寫着"學校----慢行".
有關八年級英語笑話：Two BirdsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩隻鳥
老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
有關八年級英語笑話：The Fish Net"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網
"你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安?" 老師發問道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。
有關八年級英語笑話：The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"
有關八年級英語笑話：A physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
were thinking it question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是：爲什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因爲眼睛在前，耳朵在後。
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