趣圖妙語:美麗的動物標本
Animals are so cute, even when they're dead…sometimes. Taxidermy has been resurfacing both in fashion and as a hobby. Since most legitimate taxidermy classes are in the middle of bumblefrig nowhere, people have taken to DIY projects in their living rooms. The results are a bunch of rogue taxidermy projects which range from super cute and convincing to horrible and weird. We've sifted through the trauma to bring you only the cutest, most adorable animals you didn't know were actually dead.
動物們真是太可愛了，有時候，即使它們去世了也一樣地可愛。製作標本不但已經形成一種時尚，更是一種愛好。自從政府允許開課教授製作標本後，人們就可以回家自己DIY製作標本了。結果就是一大堆可怕的，古怪的標本涌現出來，但，這裏我們只篩選出最可愛，最討喜的，雖然這些小動物已經死去了，但我們仍然愛它們。
A perfect manicure.
來做個指甲。
Frozen in time forever.
時間靜止。
Little zombie musicians.
小小演奏家。
Tea time for the undead. Run for your lives.
下午茶時間。
Cheater!
作弊！
Aww, Easter bunnies.
啊，萬聖節兔子。
This would make a great pet if it were a real animal.
如果真的有這種寵物，一定酷斃了。
Cyborg doe.
機械鹿。
Infested doe.
病毒感染。
Off to see the wizard…
一起去魔法仙境……
dead as a dog.
狗標本。
A very cute fawn with glassy eyes and scruffy fur.
玻璃做的眼睛，毛也不整齊，但是真的很可愛。
That duck is being really inappropriate.
這位鴨子先生的不良嗜好還真多。
She looks a little disappointed.
這位女士看上去有點兒失落。
This is outrageous. A beaver would never use a canoe.
真是讓人火大，海狸怎麼會用得上獨木舟呢。
This guy is a bit of a scrooge.
這傢伙看上與有點兒小氣。
Not actually taxidermy but freeze-dried.
這不是標本，只是不動，風乾了而已。
The best pet ever! It never poops, you don't have to feed it, and it'll never eat your smelly kid.
這絕對是最完美寵物！沒有髒兮兮的便便，不用餵食，而且絕不會傷害你。
Sexy…?
性感……？
