過年最怕親戚問這10個問題 中招了麼
這是一年中最酸爽的時節，親戚們攢了一整年的問題都在這個時候向你開炮。這些聽着讓你耳朵生繭的問題如今已經“美名遠播”，連老外都知道的一清二楚！漫威新片《死侍》（雖然我們是無緣同步上映了==）的春節特別版預告就惡搞了一把我們回家過年的慘痛經歷，小賤賤如同被親戚附身了一般開始連環發問==嘿，你好！這個猴年，你又被盤問了嗎？
以下是英語君摘取的buzzfeed選取過年最怕被親戚盤問的Question TOP10，你中招了麼？
1. “Are you dating anyone?”
1.“有對象了不？”
We’re Facebook friends, grandma. You already know the answer to this.
我們只是臉書好友（朋友圈點贊關係）而已啦奶奶。這我已經回答過你啦。
2. “Whatever happened to [insert your ex’s name here]?”
2.“（你前任的名字）最近怎麼樣了？”
3. “How has the weight loss been going?”
3.“減肥減得怎樣了？”
Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of pie.
不好意思，派擋住了，聽不見你在說什麼。
4. “Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that’s either basic, or actually impossible]?”
4.“幫忙看看怎麼讓這個iPhone（要麼是很簡單的操作，要麼是不可能的）行麼？”
Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.
媽，別再把USB插口往牆頭插座插啦。
5. “If I got you a gym membership, would you use it?”
5.“要是我給你一張健身房會員卡，你會用嗎？”
6. “Do you need money?”
6.“你需要錢麼？”
I do, and I completely hate myself for it.
要啊！真是好討厭自己這一點。
7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married?”
7.“你和你男/女朋友啥時候結婚？”
This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.
要是你的TA也在場，那畫面就更美好了。
8.“I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you?”
8.“聽說你的微博很有趣，可以粉你嗎？”
Sure, let me just delete everything on it.
當然可以，讓我刪掉所有東西先~
9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been?”
9.“最近工作/學習怎樣啊？”
BRB（Be right back.）
我先拜了，馬上回==
10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren?”
10.“打算什麼時候給我們生孫子孫女啊？”
If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.
媽你要是再問一次，我們馬上開車掉頭回家。
