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2017-04-17Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
開心一笑:模仿鳥兒 Imitate Birds
2017-05-08Amantriedtogetajobinastageshow.一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。"Whatcanyoudo?"askedtheproducer.“你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。"Imitatebirds,"themansaid.“模仿鳥兒,”那人說。"Areyoukidding?"answeredtheproduc......
開心一笑:一名偉人 A Great Man
2017-05-26AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師:如果莎士比亞還活着,他會是一名偉人嗎?學生:當然。因爲......
開心一笑:金髮美女的願望
2017-08-29開心一笑:這就叫"重聽"
2017-04-19Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三個退休的老人,都患有重聽。三月裏風和日麗的一天,他們在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一個人對另一個人說:“這天......
開心一笑:免費勞動力
2017-04-18AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭,他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
開心一笑:急診 Help! Doctor
2017-05-29"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"醫生,救命!請您快點......
開心一笑:死後的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-04-17Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭
2017-06-05開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:病人爲什麼大喊
2017-05-06WhyIsHeHowling.他爲什麼喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫:請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的腳呀!......
開心一笑:醜女 An Ugly Woman
2017-06-01Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.邁克:一次舞會上,當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時,她非常尷尬。Mary:Whywasthat?瑪麗:爲什麼會那樣呢?Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.邁克:她根本就......
開心一笑:先學叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
2017-05-28TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
開心一笑:上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬
2017-05-20AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny".Thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond".Thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?......
開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比
2017-06-05開心一笑:你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我吧?
2017-06-09你已經與我握手握了六分鐘,用相同的句子說19次我的名字,而且模仿我的每個姿勢包括鼻子,那是我剛剛來測試你的。我猜你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我。......
開心一笑:一切都很正常
2017-05-29ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一對年輕夫婦有個兒子,已經四歲了,還沒有開口說話,他們對此深感焦慮。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......
每日一句口語 第1223期:被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑,這是一種自信
2019-08-24每日一句口語:Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.——被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑,這是一種自信。【知識點講解】disdainevt.鄙視;不屑於做,不願意做例句:Janetlookedathimwithdisdain.珍......
開心一笑:用書來償還生命
2017-05-06ALifeforaLife以“命”抵命TheEnglishauthor,RichardSavage,wasoncelivinginLondoningreatpoverty.Inordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife,butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops,andSav......
開心一笑:堅持就是勝利
2017-06-08開心一笑:怎麼把口香糖取出來?
2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理
2017-05-17Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的
2017-06-06Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣,想死的心是一樣的。......