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> 列表開心一笑:打獵的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
開心一笑: How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎樣回來的
2017-04-16Onewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate.一個冬天的早晨,一名僱員解釋他爲什麼遲到了四十五分鐘纔起來上班。"ItwassoslipperyoutthatforeverystepItookahead,Islippedbacktwo."The......
開心一笑:模仿鳥兒 Imitate Birds
2017-05-08Amantriedtogetajobinastageshow.一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。"Whatcanyoudo?"askedtheproducer.“你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。"Imitatebirds,"themansaid.“模仿鳥兒,”那人說。"Areyoukidding?"answeredtheproduc......
開心一笑:慣用方法
2017-06-04開心一笑:牧師如何對付蝙蝠
2017-05-27Threepastors三個牧師的故事Threepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,Youknow,sincesummerstartedI'vebeenhavingtroublewithbatsinmyloftandatticatchurch.I'vetriedeverything—noise,......
開心一笑:臨死前給我吃點小甜餅吧
2017-04-18ADyingMan'sFavoriteCookiesAnelderlymanlaydyinginhisbed.臨死者最愛吃的小甜餅一位瀕臨死亡的老人正躺在他的牀上,承受着死亡的煎熬。Indeath'sagony,hesuddenlysmelledthearomaofhisfavoritechocolatechipc......
開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences大綱
2017-05-24Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......
開心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding
2017-05-27ExcuseforSpeedingHarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.Ourbrakesarenogood-sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!超速的理......
開心一笑:女兒的音樂課是一筆財富
2017-05-19Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.傑克:我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。約翰:這是怎麼回事呢?傑克:因爲音樂課使我......
開心一笑:越獄的悲劇
2017-06-07開心一笑:吹牛大賽 比父母
2017-06-01AnArmybratwasboastingabouthisfathertoaNavybrat."Mydadisanengineer.Hecandoeverything.DoyouknowtheAlps?""Yes,"saidtheNavybrat."Mydadhasbuiltthem."Thenthenavalkidspoke:"AnddoyouknowtheDeadSea?""......
開心一笑:學校的職能
2017-06-05<不準行爲不端><不準談戀愛><不準看卡通>學校的職能就是:想幹嘛,就不讓你幹嘛!......
開心一笑:我的爸爸更加強壯!
2017-05-19WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威爾和比爾在爲誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威爾說:“喏,你知道太平洋嗎?就......
開心一笑:我真正的名字
2017-06-04我的孩子叫我“媽咪”,丈夫叫我“寶貝兒”,我的父母叫我“甜心”,我的上司叫我“嘿”。根據維基百科,我真正的名字叫布倫達。......
開心一笑: 矇住金魚的眼睛!
2017-05-31Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹:我贏了92條金魚。弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想......
開心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
2017-05-31Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
開心一笑:如此鍛鍊
2017-06-04開心一笑:那個"甜嘴"老公的真相
2017-04-18Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀請到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯,也是請客的主人......
開心一笑:討厭吸菸者的原因
2017-06-09開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因
2017-05-25Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因,偶是不懂滴~不過,每次我在尿尿時,的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......
開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的
2017-06-06Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣,想死的心是一樣的。......
開心一笑:世界上最噁心的工作
2017-06-09開心一笑:吃什麼,你就是什麼
2017-06-04開心一笑:最喜歡哪種鳥 Like which bird best
2017-05-06Inclass,theteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.課堂上,老師在展示各種各樣鳥的圖片。Thenheasked,"Whatkindsofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"然後他問:"傑克,你最喜歡哪種鳥?"Jackanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."傑克回答......
開心一笑:一切都很正常
2017-05-29ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一對年輕夫婦有個兒子,已經四歲了,還沒有開口說話,他們對此深感焦慮。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......