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> 列表開心一笑: 良好的心願 Good wishes
2017-04-16Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......
開心一笑:精明的主婦
2017-05-28Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
開心一笑:遊戲狂人
2017-06-08開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!
2017-04-19Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
開心一笑:失物招領廣告一則 An Ad
2017-05-19Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員
2017-04-15Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員:你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾?Customer:No.顧客:沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我
2017-06-06開心一笑: 我飯後從不工作 I Never Work after Supper
2017-04-17Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn’twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,“It’ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon’twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?”一位......
意語美文:何以解憂 唯有一笑
2021-12-26一笑解千愁。不管有什麼事,都別忘了笑一笑。一切都會越來越好~Voglioridere,voglioridereacrepapelle,finoasentirelostomacofarmimaleelelacrimeriempirmigliocchi.Voglioridere,voglioriderecomesenonloavessimaifat......
開心一笑:誰的50美分
2017-05-28Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool.Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit.Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarters.Tommy:ThenI'msureit'smine.Itprobablybr......
開心一笑:時間對豬有什麼意義?
2017-05-26Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andliftingitsothatthepigco......
開心一笑:多吃些魚
2017-06-09開心一笑:一公司的奸商
2017-04-18Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由於我的打印機不能打印出清晰的字來,我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男......
開心一笑:宅女的生活
2017-06-05開心一笑:曾經的千萬富翁
2017-04-18Millionaire百萬富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管:我妻子使我成爲百萬富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手:以前你是什麼?CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管:千萬富翁。......
開心一笑:山谷到處是車禍現場
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
開心一笑:一個人也能玩自拍
2017-06-08開心一笑:期待機遇來敲門
2017-06-04Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!機遇曾招呼我,它嘟嘟地叫我,聯繫我,給我發郵件和發傳真,還發給我垃圾郵件。而我卻一直在期待它來敲門!......
開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:癡心電腦狂
2017-06-07Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun:Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以來最好的天氣!太陽:來外面透透氣吧,克里斯!克里斯:決不!(關上窗戶,繼續玩電腦)......
開心一笑:免費勞動力
2017-04-18AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭,他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
開心一笑:別出心裁的墓誌銘
2017-06-05開心一笑: Senior Class 做事不要太較真
2017-04-17Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比
2017-06-05開心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅
2017-04-18OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗羅裏達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。......