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2017-08-30開心一笑:有其父必有其子
2017-04-17Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?兒子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀?父親:狗崽子,你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦?......
開心一笑:我們折衷一下吧
2017-06-09開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果
2017-04-18Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
開心一笑: Why Is He Howling 他嚎啥呢
2017-04-16Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫:請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的腳呀!......
開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating
2017-05-08WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋,那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
開心一笑:發脾氣的連鎖反應
2017-06-04開心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解釋 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老師:水的分子式是什麼?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老師:你在說什麼?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是說HtoO嗎?......
開心一笑:給我捎杯牛奶
2017-04-18At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
開心一笑:敬業的警察
2017-06-05開心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片
2017-04-11PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作爲一個備受矚......
開心一笑:倔強的路
2017-06-06開心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!大綱
2017-05-24LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說......
開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭
2017-06-05開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)
2017-06-03開心一笑: 矇住金魚的眼睛!
2017-05-31Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹:我贏了92條金魚。弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想......
開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?
2017-05-30Whowasfighting?誰在打架?Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉爲什麼那......
開心一笑:我整天都在想這你
2017-06-09開心一笑:勒索聖誕樹 An Axe to Grind
2017-05-29AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一個孩子求他爸爸,說能不能今年爲家裏準備一棵聖誕樹Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回......
開心一笑:一個人也能玩自拍
2017-06-08開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(鑼)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
開心一笑:對胖子好一點
2017-06-04開心一笑:北極熊的無奈
2017-06-08開心一笑:好消息和壞消息
2017-06-04開心一笑:一眼就看中
2017-06-05Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......