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2017-05-05FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
開心一笑:法國和比基尼
2017-04-17Theswimsuitposed(提出,擺姿勢)ontheTstageforthefirsttimein1946atatimewhentheUnitedStatesdidanatomicbombexperimentontheBikiniIsland.Fromthenonthistypeoffemalemini-swimsuitdividedintotwoportionsthathadthesa......
開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼大綱
2017-04-16Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一個人去看醫生,說:“醫生,不管我碰哪裏,都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”醫生問:“什麼意思啊?”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
開心一笑:逼真的戲劇太假了
2017-04-18WhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineperformance......
開心一笑:更性感一點
2017-06-08開心一笑: Excuse for Speeding 超速行駛是爲了趕緊到達那裏
2017-04-16HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled."Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!"哈里與勞埃德超速行駛,一......
開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny
2017-05-16Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚會上,一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
開心一笑:吵架可以減肥
2017-04-19Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活,一個說道:"SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
開心一笑:一名偉人 A Great Man
2017-05-26AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師:如果莎士比亞還活着,他會是一名偉人嗎?學生:當然。因爲......
開心一笑:世界上最巧合的10幅照片 閱讀
2017-08-27Smoking抽菸Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.別碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐時間Messycat.搗亂的貓咪Myface.我的臉That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛賽跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.該死的鳥。Thea......
開心一笑:未來正常的體重
2017-06-07開心一笑:新西蘭的氣候是什麼樣的?
2017-05-27TheClimateofNewZealandTeacher:Matthew,whatistheclimateofNewZealand?Matthew:VeryCold,sir.Teacher:Wrong.Matthew:But,sir!Whentheysendusmeatitalwaysarrivesfrozen!新西蘭的氣候老師:馬修,新西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?馬修......
生活隨筆:讓你開心一笑的21件小事
2021-05-17摘錄:在一個無聊的夜晚調臺時,正好發現某臺有一部你喜歡卻沒有機會去看的電影纔剛剛開始。在擁擠的停車場剛好找到一個正要空出的停車位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.當你早上醒來......
開心一笑:失物招領廣告一則 An Ad
2017-05-19Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem
2017-05-27NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的
2017-05-05Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(鑼)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
開心一笑:談論道德規範
2017-06-06開心一笑:多吃些魚
2017-06-09開心一笑:爲今天而活
2017-06-07開心一笑:外表並不重要 Looks Aren't Everything
2017-06-08開心一笑: 研究生和本科生的區別
2017-04-16"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
開心一笑:免費勞動力
2017-04-18AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭,他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
開心一笑:狡猾的兔子
2017-06-03It'snotworthit,Roy!Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.這樣不值得,Roy,我們把鼻子給他,讓他走吧!......
開心一笑:世界上最噁心的工作
2017-06-09