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![開心一笑:一個人也能玩自拍]()
Icantakeaphotoofmebymyself.就算一個人的時候，我也能玩自拍。......
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![開心一笑:不要讓我改變飲食]()
不要讓我改變飲食，有一次我吃了一個胡蘿蔔，但沒有發生任何變化。......
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![開心一笑:該退休了]()
也許是該退休的時候了......
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![開心一笑: Why Is He Howling 他嚎啥呢]()
Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的腳呀！......
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![開心一笑:一名偉人 A Great Man]()
AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎？學生：當然。因爲......
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![開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny大綱]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
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![開心一笑:勒索聖誕樹 An Axe to Grind]()
AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一個孩子求他爸爸，說能不能今年爲家裏準備一棵聖誕樹Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回......
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![開心一笑:最喜歡哪種鳥 Like which bird best]()
Inclass,theteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.課堂上，老師在展示各種各樣鳥的圖片。Thenheasked,"Whatkindsofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"然後他問:"傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥?"Jackanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."傑克回答......
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![開心一笑: 會錯意的生日禮物 園藝手套]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![開心一笑:這就叫"重聽"]()
Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三個退休的老人，都患有重聽。三月裏風和日麗的一天，他們在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一個人對另一個人說：“這天......
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![開心一笑:醜女 An Ugly Woman]()
Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.邁克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。Mary:Whywasthat?瑪麗：爲什麼會那樣呢？Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.邁克：她根本就......
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![開心一笑:想象中的貓和老鼠 Cat and Mice]()
MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
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![開心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
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![開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比]()
洗髮前後的效果真的很明顯。......
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![開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方]()
My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗，十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你別去看他......
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![開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)]()
參考譯文：我不喜歡批評人。但我們剛請了你2天，你卻已經落下3個星期的工作了?......
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![開心一笑:曾經的千萬富翁]()
Millionaire百萬富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管：我妻子使我成爲百萬富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手：以前你是什麼？CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管：千萬富翁。......
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![開心一笑:你是怎麼引起洪水的?]()
AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說：“我到這裏是因爲我......
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![開心一笑:英語笑話:基本原則]()
OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdo......
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![開心一笑:女人們愛哭的原因]()
你也許知道女人們愛哭，但你永遠不知道她們爲什麼哭，研究表明，60%以上的女性自己也不知道爲什麼自己會哭……......
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![開心一笑:喬治·華盛頓的前輩]()
Ateachersaidtoherclass：“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington，”alittleboyshoutedpromptly．“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman？”askedtheteacher，smilingindulgently．“Because，”saidthelittleb......
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![開心一笑:死後的探望]()
AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
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![開心一笑:婚姻就是這麼一回事]()
ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
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![開心一笑:新寶寶 The Newborn Baby]()
Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的兒子，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
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![開心一笑:一公司的奸商]()
Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由於我的打印機不能打印出清晰的字來，我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男......
