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![開心一笑:誰更專業?]()
你必須瞭解上千種疾病，而我只需明確我得了哪種病。你看我們誰更專業點？......
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![開心一笑:牧師如何對付蝙蝠]()
Threepastors三個牧師的故事Threepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,Youknow,sincesummerstartedI'vebeenhavingtroublewithbatsinmyloftandatticatchurch.I'vetriedeverything—noise,......
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![開心一笑:十大經典店鋪口號]()
ideamufflershop:"Noappointmentnecessary,wehearyoucoming."1.一家消聲器店外：“根本不用預約，我們聽到你來了！”ideahotel:"Help!Weneedinn-experiencedpeople."2.酒店門外：“幫幫忙！我們缺少常住小酒館的人。”adeskina......
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![開心一笑:吵架可以減肥]()
Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
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![開心一笑:該退休了]()
也許是該退休的時候了......
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![開心一笑:學習一門外語的重要性]()
Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天，一隻貓媽媽領着4只小貓在路上走，卻遇到了一隻大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團，這時貓媽媽吼出了一......
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![開心一笑:我可以幹得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower]()
Patient:Whatdoyouchargeforpullingatooth?Dentist:Fiftydollars.Patient:Fiftydollarsforacoupleofminutes'work?Dentist:Well,Icoulddoitslower,ifyoulike.病人：拔一顆牙收費多少？牙醫：50美元。病人：只幾分鐘的活兒......
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![開心一笑:羅浮宮着火,先救哪幅畫?]()
Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:"IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?"一份報紙組織了一場競賽，爲下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮......
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![一笑解千愁：意大利冷笑話大揭祕]()
意大利“Squallide”冷笑話不僅僅是一種語言遊戲，更是對意大利文化和幽默傳統的獨特表達。讓我們一同探索這些通過調皮文字玩弄語言的精緻笑點，透過每一句背後的智慧，感受那份輕鬆和歡愉，爲我們的日常生活增添一抹詼諧的......
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![開心一笑:方向盤,剎車被盜了!]()
Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
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![開心一笑:不要讓我改變飲食]()
不要讓我改變飲食，有一次我吃了一個胡蘿蔔，但沒有發生任何變化。......
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![開心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴]()
Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一對性情乖僻的老夫妻發生了爭吵，一直鬧到地方法......
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![開心一笑: 我的衣服太重了]()
Myclothesaretooheavy!我的衣服太重了！......
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![開心一笑:睡前禱告 bedtime prayer]()
Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的......
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![開心一笑:我不是有意這樣做的]()
魚缸裏面的魚:我不是有意這樣做的......
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![開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭]()
如何判斷你是否有腳臭......
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![開心一笑:請朋友吃飯 Friend for Dinner]()
Honey,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsupper.What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,allthedishesaredirty,andIdontfeellikecookingafancymeal!Iknowallthat.Thenwhydidyouinvitea......
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![開心一笑:免費勞動力]()
AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
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![開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比]()
洗髮前後的效果真的很明顯。......
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![開心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說......
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![開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員]()
Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員：你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾？Customer:No.顧客：沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
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![開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方]()
My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗，十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你別去看他......
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![開心一笑: 兒子的大腦袋 Big Head]()
"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
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![開心一笑:瘋人院 The Looney Bin]()
Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚上，在瘋人院裏，一個病......
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![開心一笑:相親,逃跑的好藉口]()
Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.和相親對象呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcuse......
