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> 列表開心一笑: 睡覺是浪費還是節約 Waste or Save
2017-04-16Father:Oh,Jack,youhavesleptawaythewholemorning.Don'tyouknowyouarewastingtime?父親:噢,傑克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?Jack:Yes,Dad.ButI'vesavedyouameal,haven'I?傑克:我知道,爸......
開心一笑:怎麼把口香糖取出來?
2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(鑼)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
開心一笑:鑰匙還是接吻? Keys or Kiss?
2017-05-31AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
開心一笑:談論道德規範
2017-06-06開心一笑:朋友和好朋友的區別
2017-06-06朋友,會在你入夥新居的時候幫忙搬運傢俱;而好朋友,則是當你失意失戀的時候,即使是半夜都能從被窩裏出來陪你去喝酒買醉,並且在你爛醉如泥的時候把你搬回去住處的人......
開心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI
2017-05-31ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI總部的電話響了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好,是FBI嗎?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一個聲音回答說:“是的,您有什麼事?”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
開心一笑:幸運數字5 Lucky Number 5
2017-05-31Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日,有5個孩子,住在東55街555號。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
開心一笑:這便是公司的車
2017-06-08開心一笑:女兒的音樂課是一筆財富
2017-05-19Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.傑克:我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。約翰:這是怎麼回事呢?傑克:因爲音樂課使我......
開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?
2017-05-16Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一個商店經理聽見一個店員對顧客說:不,夫人,這會兒沒有,一時半會兒看來也不會有。H......
開心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅
2017-04-18OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗羅裏達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。......
開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員
2017-04-15Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員:你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾?Customer:No.顧客:沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
開心一笑:成功的鑰匙
2017-06-03開心一笑:打獵的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
開心一笑:我想我得配副眼鏡
2017-06-01Patient:Doctor,IthinkIneedglasses.Teller:Youcertainlydo!Thisisabank.病人:“醫生,我想我得配副眼鏡。”銀行職員:“你當然需要!這裏是銀行。”......
開心一笑:我們是試用版
2017-06-08開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem
2017-05-27NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:用書來償還生命
2017-05-06ALifeforaLife以“命”抵命TheEnglishauthor,RichardSavage,wasoncelivinginLondoningreatpoverty.Inordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife,butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops,andSav......
開心一笑:剪掉閒暇時間的頭髮
2017-05-06I'mnothavingitallcutoff沒把頭髮全剪掉啊Milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.Butthiswasagainsttheofficerules:clerkshadtohavetheirhaircutintheirowntime.WhileMileswasa......
開心一笑:讓我們脫光光吧
2017-06-09開心一笑:吃什麼,你就是什麼
2017-06-04開心一笑:老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅
2017-04-17Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently(非故意地)thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
開心一笑:精明的主婦
2017-05-28Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......